Pearls on Swine

You know what really grinds my gears (ha, see I was an O.G. Family Guy fan); when people who are way fatter than I am, tell me that I need to lose weight. Like seriously, what the fuck? It's a slap in the face for actually liking people for who they are on the inside. Seriously, I've never even had the urge to tell someone they need to lose some weight. The only time I would consider it, is if they were normally smaller and they started gaining weight out of control. But as for me, I actually weigh a little less than I did last year, in fact as long as I can remember I was this size. I've tried walking 2 and 1/2 miles to work and also reducing my meal sizes to 5 meals the size of my fist like they say. After about 3 months I only had one person who didn't know I was doing that ever even remark about it. As for looking better to girls, didn't even help slightly, in fact being my normal size seems to work about the best; and my normal size is 220-230 range. My class reunion is at the end of the month, and for those of you who don't already know, I'm helping plan it. But honestly I could lose 30 pounds and it wouldn't mean a damn thing. I've already thought about it, you see here are my obvious character defects that will definitely come to light in the beginning stages of small talk: I started going bald at 25, I'm 5'7", I'm a borderline alcoholic, I have gout at 28, my normal weight is 230 lbs, I have been unable to find a job in over a year and half, I live with my parents, the sum of my total assets is in the $1,000 range, I've dismally failed at everything I've even tried in the past 5 years, I have a rotten personality, and I lack confidence. I can't even fix most of those bad ones; so plucking the weight problem out of there is like taking a shit on the floor and saying, "It will be okay as soon as I get the corn out of there." At this point I've given up on my love life and it's completely unsalvageable. So if I can't get any chicks; what the fuck is the point in worrying about it right now?